Unauthorized Squirrel Activity
The suspect declined to identify itself and departed vertically. His Majesty has elevated the threat level and postponed his nap.
Read His Majesty’s security bulletins →Featured Development
Welcome to the new, but not improved AwfulWorld.net
Following an extensive modernization initiative, management is pleased to announce that no meaningful improvements have been made.
AwfulWorld.net remains the official public-facing digital property of The AwfulWorld Group: publishers of statements, photographs, observations, selective memories, revised memories, and information the public did not specifically request.
Review Recent DevelopmentsPublic Statements
Recent Developments
Items deemed sufficiently important to publish.
Local 7 Seeks Recognition; Existence Remains Under Review
The Foregnome reports progress in bringing the International Brotherhood of Woodland Trades & Extended Breaks, Local 7, into the AFL-CIO. Proof that the membership exists will be supplied during paid working hours.
Review The Foregnome’s report →The Princess, Unskilled and Broke, Attempts an Unpermitted Renovation
Unable to afford skilled contractors, the woodland homeowner turns to YouTube University and questionable confidence.
Continue reading →
AwfulWorld Enters the Windows NT Era
The TRS-80 Color Computer 3 retires as management unveils a high-powered monster running the “latest” Windows NT 3.51.
Inspect the upgrade →AwfulWorld Group Announces Continued Existence
Executives described the development as “consistent with expectations.”
Read statement →Documentary Evidence
Pictures, presented with confidence.
Photographs, visual irregularities, unexplained objects, and other evidence management believes should be preserved for future generations.
Enter the image archive →
Editorial Policy
“Our mission is to produce meaningful content regardless of demand, necessity, or broad social benefit.”
The AwfulWorld Group, probably
Read our mission & corporate commitments →The AwfulWorld Group
A diversified organization operating at the intersection of royal affairs, questionable judgment, and visual documentation.
Affiliated Enterprises
Sponsors & Affiliated Enterprises
Their support is immeasurable. Our accounting department has tried.
Radical Visions Systems
Electronic devices, designed and built under a name that takes its mathematics seriously.
Inspect the technology →
The Titanium Alloys
Creators of Debut Album, featuring “Hit Single”—a designation supplied by the band pending confirmation from the public.
Meet The Titanium Alloys →
Rubber Dog
Black leather, bespoke spikes, and impeccably smooth yacht-pop. Meet the exceptionally well-mannered band behind Chew Toy.
Meet Rubber Dog & listen →